Shougi

Aaaah, the old shougi... Japanese chess say ones, bullshit say the others, an entertainment for us. We have explained before how it's played, and we don't like to look like we don't like to think about new ideas, even though we like how it looked like written like this...

Shougi dojo: HERE

Captain Tsubasa

First things first. What is exactly Captain Tsubasa? It is a manga series, even though it has become popular and famous around the world as anime. It's english translation has been "Holly and Benji", "Oliver y Benji" in spanish, "Olive and Tom" in french. The main storyline is like: Tsubasa Ozora is a young Japanese Elementary school student who is deeply in love with soccer and dreams of one day winning the FIFA World Cup for Japan. He lives together with his mother in Japan, while his father is a seafaring captain who travels around the world. At the beginning of the story, both of them move to the city of Nankatsu, a town well-known for their talented high school soccer teams, and where Tsubasa meets Ryou Ishizaki, a soccer-loving young student who often sneaks out from his mother's public bathrooms and chores in order to play soccer, Sanae (also known as Anego), a young enthusiastic girl who also loves soccer and helps cheer the Nankatsu High team on, and Genzo Wakabayashi, a highly talented young goalkeeper whom he soon challenges to a game in Nankatsu's annual Sports Festival. He also meets Roberto Hongo, one of the best Brazilian soccer players, who is a friend of Tsubasa's father, and who arrives in Japan and starts living with Tsubasa and his mother. Roberto becomes a mentor to Tsubasa and helps him to harness his soccer skills, convincing him to join Nankatsu Elementary and its fledgling high school soccer team, where Roberto becomes their coach and teaches them the tricks and trades of the game, teaching Tsubasa the Overhead Kick, and later in the series the Drive Shot thanks to a book he left for Tsubasa. Tsubasa also meets Taro Misaki, who has travelled around Japan due to his father's job and soon joins Nankatsu, and the two become the best of friends in both the pitch and real life, forming a partnership soon to be renowned as the "Golden Duo" of Nankatsu. Soon Tsubasa and his Nankatsu team start taking on the best of high school soccer, meeting such talented players as Kojiro Hyuga, Ken Wakashimazu, Jun Misugi, Hikaru Matsayama, and many others. His Nankatsu squad wins numerous youth national championships, and wins the U-16 World Championships for Japan, before leaving the country to play in Brazil.

Plasma

Do you know that you can create your own plasma in your own home?
How?
Following this simple steps that you can see in the video made by v_a_f and with the support of El Padró (the bald guy).
You will only need grapes and a microwave.
1.- Cut the grape in two parts but not all the way through because "it can seriously fuck your shit up".

2.- Put the grape in the microwave

3.- Close the microwave

4.- Put the timer on and...

5.- Plasma!

(The plasma is more fun if you put a glass over the grape)

Note: v_a_f_project isn't involved if your house explodes with the microwave.

Final Fantasy

Final Fantasy? You may ask yourself what is Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy is one of the most selled videogames in the word. Maybe you didn't now why is so popular.

This is a video that describes what exactly is Final Fantasy.

Zero Wing - All you base are belong to us!

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?

Zero Wing is a 1989 Japanese "shoot 'em up" arcade game. The aim of the game is to shoot all enemies that appear on screen and avoid getting killed by their lasers.
However, the reputation of the game isn't thanks to the gameplay, it's thanks to the introduction video. That video, was translated to english from japanese, but the translators were raw. Phrases like "How are you genlemen?" (the greeting of the villain), "You have no chance to survive make your time" or "Someone set up us the bomb" made this game famous.
The most famous phrase of this game is "All your base are belong to us".

This sentence has become very famous. You can find this sentence in places that you would never have thought. Even it appears in the game "WarCraft III" (if you put this sentence in the dialogue box you win). Another place where you can find it is in the game StepMania (the videgame that you have to dance to the pace of the music) and you can dance a song made with the introduction video of Zero Wing. It's really funny to see this kind of mistakes in official products.
Now you gonna see what I mean, this video is the introduction video of Zero Wing and the song (with some funny photos).

Enjoy it!


ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! HA HA HA HA!

Is nature pacific?

With this video we can see that nature sometimes can be some...dangerous, and that not all the armies need weapons to kill:
This video is also a parody of Metal Gear 3, because in this game you have to kill the terrorists until you're hiding and running round the wood.
And, when you are hungry, you can eat some animal's meat (the game is called "Snake eater").

Kancho

KANCHOOOOO is the third relase of El Padro productions, incluiding ZOOOORBIIIING, "SUDOOOKUUU and SHOOOOGIIII"

So Kancho is our new idea of japanese entertainment. The idea is quite simple. It is a game, but it can turn into a 10-year prison holiday. It has been forbidden in some countries. Why? Well, let's explain with an example how it's done. First of all, clap your hands. Put together all of your fingers, but leave pinky and the finger before crouched. Your hands should now be left in a more or less gun stance. Like when you try to act like Charlie's Angels. Okay, the second step is to crouch and keep your hands as down as you can. And the last step, and the hardest one: wait for your chance and, when you can, stand up and raise your gunlike hands as much as you can, both in speed and strengh. Then, you just have to strike into your opponent's ass and scream KANCHOOOOOOOO louder than he screams out of pain.



That's Kancho. Some say it's a joke, some say it's a crime, some others like it. There is even people who worship it. It's like a religion. And the furthest example: There are Kancho championships. There a stadium, with the play area. On it, there are the players, but there isn't a limit of them. They can be 10,100,1000,10000,100000... as long as they want to play. When someone get's Kancho'ed (someone strikes him with a kancho, but it has to be a clean hit, right up the hole) he has to leave the game. The last person standing is the winner. It's a Battle Royal!

Funny kancho game: HERE